10 questions to ask the participants of a mustache competition;

What is your mustache's name?

How old is your mustache?

In human years or mustache years?

If your mustache was traveling at 12 miles per hour in a vacuum in space,
how much time would it take to eat a hot dog?

If your mustache was taking a short course at an adult education center,
what would it be?

Excuse me, mustache?

Hey mustache, are you free on Friday night? We are going out to eat ice
cream!

if your mustache could be any ice cream flavor, how would it resolve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

your mustache could converse with anyone, alive or dead, and it would
choose Pee Wee Herman?

If your mustache could defy gravity, what's to stop it betraying you?